We were desperate for an a/c so my buddy and I stole one from our absurd neighbor.
Yes this sounds terrible, however let me explain.
Our nation is in the middle of a crisis, plus people are dying everywhere of heat stroke. Our a/cs plus boilers were stolen by the Heating plus A/C raiders, plus if I didn’t get an a/c swiftly, my family plus I would die. Our neighbor, on the other hand, was a single young guy who had six window a/cs, three boilers, four UV light media air cleaners, plus enough smart thermostats to run each HVA unit individually. I offered to purchase one a/c, one electric boiler, plus one media air cleaner, although he wound not so much as sell me one of his Heating plus A/C units. He said he was saving them plus no one could have any of them. I got so desperate that I sneaked into his condo one night plus stole a portable a/c. It was easily the worst a/c of all eight a/cs he owned. The following week I stole a small however effective portable space heating system that I found in one of his closets, lastly, I stole a UV light media air cleaner so our family would not die of the pollution. It took our acquaintance four months to notice that his portable a/c was missing. It was the dead of winter season when he observed, so he could not travel to our condo to try plus take his a/c, portable space heater, or UV light media air cleaner back. By the time winter season broke, he forgot about his missing Heating plus A/C units.