We were desperate for an air conditioning system so we stole one from our crazy neighbor, yes this sounds terrible, however let me explain.
Our nation is in the middle of a crisis, plus people are dying everywhere of heat stroke. Our air conditioning systems plus boilers were stolen by the Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C raiders, plus if I didn’t get an air conditioning system suddenly, my family plus I would die. Our neighbor, on the other hand, was a single young man who had six window air conditioning systems, three boilers, four UV light whole-home air purifiers, plus enough smart temperature controls to run each HVA unit individually. I gave to purchase one air conditioning system, one electric boiler, plus one whole-home air purifier, although she wound not so much as sell me one of her Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C units. She said she was saving them plus no one could have any of them. I got so desperate that I sneaked into her home one night plus stole a portable air conditioning system. It was legitimately the worst air conditioning system of all eight air conditioning systems she owned. The following week I stole a small however effective portable space heating system that I found in one of her closets, lastly, I stole a UV light whole-home air purifier so our family would not die of the pollution. It took our neighbor four months to notice that her portable air conditioning system was missing. It was the dead of winter season when she noticed, so she could not travel to our home to try plus take her air conditioning system, portable space heater, or UV light whole-home air purifier back, however by the time winter season broke, she forgot about her missing Heating, Ventilation, plus A/C units.